It's time to make my weekly picks for my work pool. My co-worker won last week without any football knowledge (she just picked teams that had colors she liked. this is not a joke), but i'm determined to make some educated guesses this time around.
I only had the attention span to watch 15 minutes of SportCenter this morning before work, and with all the other sports news I didn't get too much advice about the NFL games. The only segment I watched was about the Chargers vs. Patriots game, which focused on the QB's. Now I am probably one of the few women who does not find Tom Brady attractive. I hate his little fashion mullet! Plus, I think the general public option is that Bill Belichick is a major douche as far as head coaches are concerned. So what's a girl to do? Clearly, the Patriots are good at football and it would only harm my chances at winning if I didn't pick them to win over the Chargers. But i'm more emotionally attached to the Chargers. They're the closest NFL team to where I live and Philip Rivers is the hotter QB. With a quick glance at Rivers' Wikipedia page to bolster my personal opinion I found another factoid. This guy is virile! He's got his 6th kid on the way this season. I think I might have to pick the Chargers based on sperm count.
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