I'm baaaack! I know you've missed me desperately, haven't read a word since my last post in February, and have entered a deep, Terrell Owens-like depression. Well start practicing those phonics and watching Sports Center because the NFL season is beginning!
Right now they're showing the pre-season games and I should probably be watching them and making predictions about the 2012 season. But what really has me excited this pre-season is Hard Knocks Miami on HBO. I love reality TV! And I love that this show gives me an inside look at what happens at training camp and the hard work these players put into learning the playbook. I am now motivated to get back in the game & be a dedicated player! (minus running with a weighted sled or going on some sort of diet)
What's a girl to do first? Time to set some 2012 season goals of my own.
1. Join Twitter and become close, personal followers of football players, media people and other NFL types.
This goal has already been accomplished. Follow me at @TD_Queen. I thought it was fairly obvious the "TD" stood for "touchdown" but my first few followers appear to be in the amateur porn game so I'm not sure if it means something else. At first I got excited and thought they were NFL cheerleaders, but then their websites featured words like "adult-bj-pics" and "my-sex-vids". I'll take what I can get for now but you should follow me too.
2. Stay focused.
I'm sure you all noticed that I was going strong in September last year and then didn't even mention the Superbowl. I need to pace myself and want to average 1 post per week. I also need to start narrowing my focus. I don't have the time or talent to narrate each game, but I do want to highlight big plays and provide some history/practical information about players, teams & the game. All with my signature charm & wit (so of course I must keep drinking beer). I will still be highlighting NFL-related gifts that I hope to receive as it gets closer to the holidays.
3. Jazz up this bitch!
I'm talking photos, links, videos, Top 10 lists...the whole kit & caboodle. I want this blog to look like NFL Vegas, baby! I need to take this blog to the next level! Especially if amateur porn stars are following me. I can't disappoint them or my parents. Now to briefly return back to the original disclaimers from 2011..."jazzing up this bitch" still does not include the correct use of grammar or punctuation. Be patient; it may take me a while to get this going as I am technologically impaired. I was impressed with my ability to change the font and add color last year.
That's it for now. I don't want to give you too much in the first post. Plus my other NFL goals are more personal...like braid Troy Polamalu's hair and have Clay Matthews sign my boob. We're Twitter friends so it's not weird.
